okay let the tranny mix it up
miss queen cunt, lady pop quiz and diamond girl.
give it to me fast and hard.

you know this princess is hot,
so you better watch as i swallow that cock.

lick it up and down cause you like it alot and i'll take a chainsaw
to your fucking g-spot, and everytime i come through when you set up on the scene
all you greedy mother fuckers want to see me get mean.

i beat haters in the face with big stilletto heels
you want to get close so you know how that feels.

you want to fuck me. (you want to fuck me)
i know you do. (i know you do)
cause when your girl is not around you want me going down on you. (mmm i'm thirsty)
and i know you want it. (i know you fucking want it)
calling my phone (running up my minutes ho)
your on your knees begging me please when shes not at home (i'm coming over ho)

(chourus) dont cha wish your girlfriend had a dick like me.
dont cha wish your girlfriend had plastic surgery.
dont cha. dont cha.

dont cha wish your girlfriend was tight like me.
dont cha wish your girlfriend liked sodomy.
dont cha. dont cha.

cheat on your girlriend (every guy does)
push her out of the car (run that bitch over)
cause when your in bed while shes giving you head your screaming jeffree star (ooh jeffree)
she says that she hates me (i hate her too)
i don't fucking care (oh you care)
you better leave her, beat her with a cleaver while i'm standing there (haha bye bitch)

*chourus*

lpq in the house.
oh jeffree star you better shut your trap and listen up.
jeffree jeffree jeffree oh cant you see. whats with all the negativity your the queen of mean with millions of fans
but you ain't gonna get my man (what bitch).
you aint gonna steal my man(god shut up).
you ain't gonna fuck my man (yes i am)


I'm the C to the U to the N to the T.
bitch if your looking for a man he's in bed with me,
with hot pink hair and always wearing night make-up.
babes calling non-stop begging me to hook up, most of them have girlfriends but are keeping me secret
but just like heroin you cant fucking beat it.

i dont need tits or a vagina to make him want me, i just flash i little smile and let them see it from behind.
after i am done sucking on his blow pop, i lift up my head and see he's gone into shock.
no one can do the things i can do, niggaz show me their ass and my name is tatooed.

and bitch kill yourself if you think i have an ego.
fuck get your condom and put it in my asshole.

*chourus*