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    Yo jeff whats up holmes
    Yo Whats up prince
    Yo whats up man
    Ay wheres my car at
    Wheres your car why you asking me
    No I parked my car right here your standing here wheres my car
    I been ere for an hour and a half I ain't seen it
    Come on man stop playing jeff wheres my car at
    No I'm serious man it's not in my pocket I haven't seen your car
    Jeff wheres my car I parked my car right here man
    I don't know!

    Now a joke is a joke and fun and games are chill
    But this isn't funny this is straight up ill
    Now there's a limit to humour and this is gone too far
    I ain't laughing no more y'all now who stole my car
    I don't know man

    I don't know if y'all ever had a car stolen before
    But it's a real crazy feeling when you walk out the door
    And you don't need a map or any kind of chart
    That your standing in the spot where your car used to be parked
    Now you know you parked your car their but yet you keep looking
    Cause your mind didn't except yet that somebody took it
    So your scratching your head and trying to get things clear and theres always some idiot who says
    You sure you parked here
    To call the police would be the move that's smart
    But instead you keep looking where you know you didn't park
    Searching for reasons like maybe tickets you owed
    Something to justify that maybe it got towed
    But not stolen naa never forget it
    But then you ask yourself well where the hell is it
    If there was a prize you'd win dummy of the year
    Cause you looking somewhere else when you know you parked it here
    So to never never land you find yourself strolling
    And when you finally except that its stolen
    You call the police and they come and say
    That's the 437th car stolen today
    As if that's something that he really needed to mention
    Then they start asking you real dumb questions like
    When's the last time that you saw it
    You idiot right before they stole it
    Now your mad this cop is talking to you
    And somebody's in your car heading to kalamazoo
    Officer fool or whoever you are can you please get off your butt and find who stole my car

    I remember my first car never forget it
    A candy red apple irub windows be tinted
    Talk about fast like a rocket to drive
    When from zero to 60 in like 5 point 5
    And matching red rims but that wasn't enough
    It had a ca phone for when I wanted to reach out and touch
    An alpine stereo that straight up rocked
    With 12 inch woofers you could hear for blocks
    The first day I got it I was fronting real hard
    I could hear people saying damn look at that car
    I was hyped and I wanted my friends to check it out
    So I went to the spot where they usually hangin out
    Just my luck nobody standing outside
    I really didn't feel like parking my ride
    So I honked my horn but nobody was coming
    I said what the heck I ran inside and left it running
    I was inside for 20 seconds that's all
    I found my friends and said you gotta check this out y'all
    But when we came back out the car wasn't there
    Man you ain't buy nothing I did I swear
    My friends went inside I was mad they didn't believe me
    Now I'm standing outside at the spot my car used to be
    It was hard to figure out what to do all alone
    But then I got it call the car phone

    Fresh princes car
    Yo thief bring my car back now before I bust your
    Hold up wait a minute pal
    Seems like you kinda forgot the keys
    I thought man he's right well bring it back please
    Hello listen thief don't hang up
    Then luckily jeff pulled up
    I told him what had happened someone's stolen my car
    I said come on jeff lets get him he cant be far
    We rode around for about 20 minutes
    When we were just about to say forget it
    When I spotted him
    I said jeff go get it
    We pulled up behind him and man he jetted
    He was driving all wild and fast like he was getting points for the stuff that he crashed
    I called him on the car phone again and I said
    Of course you realise when I catch you your dead
    All through philly was a high speed chasin
    Dude was playing around like he thought we was racing
    A hundred miles an our and he lost control
    And slammed my car into a telephone pole
    I ran to the car I said man you okay
    He said yeah so I punched him in the face
    The cops came up as if it was my fault
    They say me punch dude and charged me with assault
    If his neck was closer I probably would have grabbed it
    He told the cops that I said he could have it
    I calmed down and they got things straight
    I saw half my car in seventh street the other half in eighth
    I wanna just jump in the ocean
    My car looked like it was a leggo explosion
    Why does life have to be so hard
    Don't laugh next time it could be your car

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