I wore a shirt one day with a machine gun silhouette,

Sportin' a rainbow clip

I have this gun guy staring at me,

Wondering where I got it

And he just about flipped over it

I don't know his name, yeah,

But just the same, he buys a literal mountain of death

And I lost 5 or 6 bidding wars against him, yeah,

Until I had no money left!

I said until I had no money left!

Yeah, until I have no money left, oh!

I don't want you getting hurt

If you're too disappointed if the feathers are broken and dead

The birds look good in person, but not in the puddles

And super vice versa, I bet

I've seen the auctioneer getting pretty frustrated

If something good... something bad

When I went down there I got pretty damned suspicious,

But he seems like a pretty good kid

Yeah, he seems like a pretty good kid!

Well, he seems like a pretty good kid!

This joint's been around for a while and it feels

Like the same old crowd each time

But there's always that chance of a shill-bitten trucker trying

To help-a your man make a dime

There's one gun guy coming straight out of Texas

Doesn't eat not one for himself

He's got a kid in the gun shop, she likes to take a ridin'

With the trophies of somebody else

Yeah, the trophies of somebody else

Well, the trophies of somebody else