Girls on top, boys are not.
If the kitchen gets too hot.
Get out while you've got the chance - who's wearing the pants?
Girls on top, boys are not
and while you're still in shock
she's booking the honeymoon.
Prepare for your doom
according to Mills and Boon.
She is your friend. I'll say it again.
She is your friend - but where will it end?

Understand you're a man,
she has got the upper hand.
You'd better be on your guard.
She's making it hard
and she's holding all the cards.

She is your fiend. I'll say it again.
She is your friend - but where will it end?
Where will it end?

Girls on top, boys are not
and when the penny's dropped
try taking it on the chin.
You better give in
and maybe you'll save your skin.

She is your friend. I'll say it again.
She is your friend. I'll say it again. I'll say it again.
She is your very best friend but where will it end?
Where will it end?