It doesn't matter if you're a fan
Or a capital F. A. N
Just put your hands up
'Cause you're a Homestuck, asshole

Remember when you started out
When you first went to Mspa
Some kid named Zoosmell with big buckteeth
In a bedroom full of cakes

They said "Don't worry, power through Act 1"
They said "I promise it gets better, babe
Just read the pesterlogs and you'll go far"
Look at the monster they have made

So let's go paint ourselves gray
Show off our god tier cosplay
You're a Homestuck, baby
And you're stuck this way

Let's read some dirty fanfics
Listen to How Do I Live
You're a Homestuck, baby
You are stuck this way!

Sorry but there's no escape
Baby you are stuck this way
Baby you are stuck this way

Sorry but there's no escape
Baby you are stuck this way
You're a Homestuck, baby
You are stuck this way

Refresh the page, can hardly wait [x3]

Can't wait

Go to some meetups and make new friends
Tumblr kid, rejoice your truth
There's always room for creativity
Show us all the cool things you can do!

A different fandom is not a sin
We're all capital F. A. N. s
Love for the Betas and the Alphas and
Those fucked up little Alternians!

So let's go paint ourselves gray
Show off our god tier cosplay
You're a Homestuck, baby
And you're stuck this way

Let's read some dirty fanfics
Listen to How Do I Live
You're a Homestuck, baby
You are stuck this way!

Sorry but there's no escape
Baby you are stuck this way
Baby you are stuck this way

Sorry but there's no escape
Baby you are stuck this way
You're a Homestuck, baby
You are stuck this way

Refresh the page, can hardly wait
It's been a week since the last update

Smash your face up against the keys
He's screwing with us, Hussie please!

You're the only Homestuck in your town
But babe, don't let that get you down

Show off your Homestuck pride today
'Cause baby you are stuck this way!

Erisol, Pb&J
Grimdorks, Kanrose or Johndave
You're a Homestuck, baby
Tumblr made you this way

Cotton Candy and Davejade
Stridercest or Dirkjake
We're all Homestucks, baby
And we're one and the same!

So let's go paint ourselves gray
Show off our god tier cosplay
You're a Homestuck, baby
And you're stuck this way

Let's read some dirty fanfics
Listen to How Do I Live
You're a Homestuck, baby
You are stuck this way!

Sorry but there's no escape
Baby you are stuck this way
Baby you are stuck this way

Sorry but there's no escape
Baby you are stuck this way
You're a Homestuck, baby
You are stuck this way

You're a Homestuck fan hey
You're a Homestuck fan hey!
We're one big family baby
And we're stuck this way

You're a Homestuck fan hey
You're a Homestuck fan hey
We're one big family baby
And we're stuck this way!