I used to be such a gentleman
Sun shot out from my rectum
I used to think of others first
Now I just think of this one jerk

Don't judge what you don't understand
Lest you be judged a stupid man
Very sad little man.

I used to see in color so bright
Now I just see in black and white
I would lend an ear so selflessly
Now I wait for my turn to speak

Don't judge what you don't understand
Lest you be judged a stupid man
Very sad little man.

Why the lies
Did I think I would not find
And decide
To break the tie that binds.