[Full Company]
The Reynolds Pamphlet

[Jefferson Madison Angelica]
Have you read this?

[Burr Jefferson Madison]
Alexander Hamilton had a torrid affair
And he wrote it down right there

[Madison]
Highlights!

[Hamilton Jefferson]
"The charge against me
Is a connection with one
James Reynolds!
For purposes of
Improper speculation
My real crime is an
Amorous connection with his wife
For a considerable time
With his knowing consent"

[Madison Burr Jefferson]
Damn!

[Hamilton Jefferson Madison]
"I had frequent meetings with her
Most of them at my own house. "

[Burr]
At his own house!

[Madison]
At his own house!

[Deep Voice]
Damn!

[Hamilton Jefferson]
"Mrs. Hamilton with our children being absent
On a visit to her father. "

[Madison Burr]
No

[Company]
Boo!

[Madison Burr]
Have you read this?

[Jefferson]
Well, he's never gon' be President now

[Madison Burr]
Never gon' be President now

[Jefferson]
Well, he's never gon' be President now

[Madison Burr]
Never gon' be President now

[Jefferson]
He's never gon' be President now

[Madison Burr]
Never gon' be President now

[Jefferson]
That's one less thing to worry about

[Jefferson Madison Burr]
That's one less thing to worry about!

[Angelica]
I came as soon as I heard

[Jefferson]
What?

[Hamilton]
Angelica

[Company]
All the way from London?
Damn

[Hamilton]
Angelica, thank God
Someone who understands what I'm
Struggling here to do

[Angelica]
I'm not here for you

[Ensemble]
OOh!

[Angelica]
I know my sister like I know my own mind
You will never find anyone as trusting or as kind
I love my sister more than anything in this life
I will choose her happiness over mine every time
Put what we had aside
I'm standing at her side
You could never be satisfied
God, I hope you're satisfied

[Jefferson Madison Burr]
Well, he's never gon' be President now
Well, he's never gon' be President now
Well, he's never gon' be President now
That's one less thing to worry about

[Ensemble Men]
Never gon' be President now
Never gon' be President now
Never gon' be President now
That's one less thing to worry about

[Jefferson Madison]
Hey!
At least he was honest with our money!
Hey!
At least he was honest with our money!

[Hamilton]
Hey!
At least I was honest with our money!

[Ensemble Women]
Well he's never gon' be President now
Well he's never gon' be President now
Well he's never gon' be President now
That's one less thing to worry about

[Ensemble Men]
Well he's never gon' be President now
Well he's never gon' be President now
Well he's never gon' be President now

[Full Company]
That's one less thing to worry about!
The Reynolds Pamphlet

[Jefferson Madison Burr]
Have you read this?
You ever see somebody ruin their own life?

[Company (Except Hamilton Eliza) ]
His poor wife