I was born sugar free, that's what comes out of me
I was born sugar free, that's my personality
Like a dog can't wag its tail
Look like free but it feels like jail
My life's sugar free, that's the way it tastes to me

If I don't do what you want me to do
It's cause I want you to know
Happiness is a light shining in my hole

Write it down sugar free, that's what comes out of me
Ain't the world sugar free, that's the way it tastes to me
Hello graveyard, cemetery smile
We'll all be there in a little while
My life's sugar free, angels do not talk to me

If I don't say what you want me to say
Will someone nice play my role?
Happiness is a light shining in my hole

Don't it feel like flying
Don't it feel like you don't feel so well
Don't it feel like masturbation
Don't it taste like the way it smell

I was born sugar free, what the hell do you want from me
I was born sugar free, it don't come out when I pee
I can't sing and I can't talk
I can't win and I can't walk
I remain sugar free, that's the way I'll always be

If I don't do what you want me to do
It's cause I want you to know
Happiness is a light shining in my hole