Little Flopsy flaps around. He flaps on up and flaps on down.
He's just flippy flappy happy slappy kind crappy clown.
Flap Flopsy flap, wrap a slimey lap around the map
If you do these things, Flopsy baby your going to take a nap

Birdies know
Rivers flow
Doggy always go

Your playin' pocket pool (that's right) pocket everyday
When you got the pool in pocket it's always that way
Pig-dick sandwich porcu-butt pie
Slup it up with yer black eye bride
Got them Rocky Mountain oysters on the side...