C     CB     Am
E----- E----- E-----
B--1-- B--1-- B--1--
G--0-- G--0-- G--2--
D--2-- D--2-- D--2--
A--3-- A--2-- A--0--
E----- E----- E-----

  C5     Em      B5
E----- E----- E-----
B----- A----- G-----
G--5-- D----- B--4--
D--5-- G--2-- D--4--
A--3-- B--2-- A--2--
E----- E--0-- E-----

The rest are all power chords

INTRO:

C CB Am

C CB Am

C CB Am

D

G F C

G F C

G F C

G F C

VERSE:

G
To know you is to hate you

D
So loving you must be like suicide

C CB Am C CB Am
I don't mind if you don't mind

C CB Am C CB Am D
I'm not the one that's going to die

G
I guess I just can't listen

D
To this one sided conversation again

C CB Am C CB Am
'Cause I don't care if I don't care

C CB Am C CB Am D
No one ever said that life is fair

CHORUS:

Em
Everybody loves a joke

B
But no one likes a fool

C5 G F#
And you're always cracking the same old lines again

Em
You're well rehearsed on every verse

B
And that was stated clear

C5 D
But no one understands your verity

VERSE 2:

G
The center of attention

D
Got an honorable mention once again

C CB Am C CB Am
Congratulations and salutaions

C CB Am C CB Am D
You're a figment of your own imagination

(CHORUS) 
SOLOS:

Sax Solo

Guitar Solo:

E-----------------------------
B-----------------------------
G--7--7--7--7--7--5--5--4--5-- x3
D--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--
A-----------------------------
E-----------------------------

E-----------------------
B-----------------5-----
G--7--7--7--7--7-----7--
D--0--0--0--0--0--------
A-----------------------
E-----------------------

OUTRO:

G
To know you is to bait you

D
And you fell victim to your own denial

C CB Am C CB Am
I don't mind if you don't mind 

C CB Am C CB Am D
If you're wasting all your time