I chatted up a blue eye, One dizzy Friday night, There was a cherry drop who didn't wanna stop.
I met a dandelion, I met a lemon cloud, I saw a pornographic phonograph spin âround.
Chorus: But there ain't no one, Who turns me like you do, And there ain't no one, Who does it like, does it like you (do), And when we're goin', I like the way you move, There ain't no one, Ain't no one.
Talked to a digital trick, Who's nicknamed âAppleseed,' Who gets down at the Abbey on both knees to please.
I met a razor mouth, A little vampire, A little battery who never gets tired.
Chorus
There ain't no one who compares, There ain't no one keeps me high, There ain't no one makes me stare, Like I can't believe my eyes. There ain't no one makes me weak, Hardly speak, find a drink so I can think, There ain't no one, Ain't no one.