Boredom sometimes can kill
And stand on the pc does not help as much as before
You need to get out of it
Really needs your friends
Your parents will always fall for it
Let your friends talk for you
They create a situation that is
The most perfect story you need

Chorus
Call them, they are
The kings of good excuses
Help us, for you are
The kings of good excuses
Call them, they are
The kings of good excuses
Help us, for you are
The kings of good excuses

I will not clean my room
Is better the way it is
I can find what I please
I know how to manage my mess
This might or might not work
Would depend on little or very clever
But they know how to do
So there is no margin of error

Chorus
Call them, they are
The kings of good excuses
Help us, for you are
The kings of good excuses
Call them, they are
The kings of good excuses
Help us, for you are
The kings of good excuses