Well the lord must have had his day of when I was born
He went to bed closed his eyes and had some fun
Mummy sad she wanted me and I was welcome
Daddy gave his sperm and it was done
The first thing that I saw was white
The nurse cam with the scissors and said: it's a boy
The doctor hit my ass, said come on cry
And then I started to scream and I was alive

ooh ooh I was dead before I was born

And now I'm here and I don't know why
Cause I wasn't asked at all