Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,

what are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat

It's not your fault

They won't take you to the vet
You're obviously not their favorite pet
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,

It's not your fault

You may not be a bed of roses
You're not friend to those with noses
I'll miss you before we're done
Or the world will smell as one

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat

It's not your fault

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,

What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat

you're getting fat

I think that I'm gonna be sick
It's your ears, and nose and pick

part of it, tempt me

All the dogs in the neighborhood
Are saying this for your own good

What, you're fat, so you can't run

No fun, I bet, No fun

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,

It's not your fault,
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,

It's not your fault,
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,

It's not your fault.

We know what was in your food
They say it might affect your mood

You smell like something dead
You smell like something dead

You smell like something dead!