Why are you so mean to me?
Why do you treat me this way?
You listen to me right now
'Cause I've got this to say

I love everybody
I love everything
How I love to dance, baby
And how I love to sing

I love my aunts and uncles
I love my cousins too
But, baby
I can do it without you!

Everytime you look at me
With those cheating eyes
I can see the devil in disguise

I love spending money
I love life, that's true
I love everybody, yeah
I love everybody
I love everybody but you!

I love everybody
I love everything
How I love to rock, baby
And how I love to swing

I love the birds and flowers
I love every tree
But I can do quite well without
The pleasure of your company!

How I used to think of you
As a loving friend
Now you're just a bitter, bitter end!

I love dogs and horses
Cats and people too
I love everybody, oh yeah!
I love everybody
I love everybody but you!

I love cheese and crackers
I love ham on rye
I love fortune cookies
And I love chicken pie

I love the sunny daytime
I love the nighttime too
But listen here, ex-girlfriend
I've got no time left for you!

Now, you have heard of Leroy Brown
That super bad, bad cat
Well, I've some kind of news for you
You're super worse than that!

I love motorcycles
Automobiles too
I love everybody, oh yeah!
I love everybody
I love everybody but you!

I love everybody
Oh, I love everything
I love Frank Sinatra
And I love Crosby, Bing

I love the great big cities
I love the country too
But I wanna make this loud and clear
I-don't-love-you!

I love to take it easy
Just to sit back and relax
I love to wash the dishes
And I love to pay my income tax

I love Alice Cooper
I love Madam Noor
I love everybody, oh yeah
I love everybody
I love everybody but you!