What's the ting that they's talkin' about everywhere?

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When they wanna be suave 'n' debonair

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What's poppin' up the most from coast to coast

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At yer bongo party an' yer weenie roast

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Even them Christians who are born again

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Go out 'n' get pooched every now 'n' then

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Do ya do or don't ya don't

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Bet yer lyin' if ya say ya won't

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Some girls try it 'n' go on a diet

Then they worry 'cause they's too fat

Who wants t'ride on a ironin' board?

That ain't no fun...I tried me one

Grow that meat all over yer bones

Work the wall with the local jones

'N' while you do it, remember this line

The Sniffer says it all the time

"THE BIGGER THE CUSHION, THE BETTER THE PUSHIN'

THE BIGGER THE CUSHION, THE BETTER THE PUSHIN'

THE BIGGER THE CUSHION, THE BETTER THE PUSHIN'

THE BIGGER THE CUSHION..."

Makes no difference if you're young or old

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Don't you act like it's made of gold

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Ladies they need it just like the guys

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Maybe you could use a protein surprise

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Any time, anywhere

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Why d'ya think it's growin' there

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Some girls try it 'n' they don't like it

They complain 'cause it don't last

Who wants to ride on a debutante?

They talks too much...they moves too fast

Watch the scenery while you ride

You can be very warm inside

'N' when the train goes 'round the bend

Check the shrub'ry on the other end

"THE BIGGER THE CUSHION, THE BETTER THE PUSHIN'

THE BIGGER THE CUSHION, THE BETTER THE PUSHIN'

THE BIGGER THE CUSHION, THE BETTER THE PUSHIN'

THE BIGGER THE CUSHION..."