Step up into the ring
You might have just met your match
You can't control that thing
I would not take that chance

Hey I am the red cape diver
You can talk that talk, can you walk that walk?
I am the red cape diver
Ah it fires torpedoes

So kiss your lolita
Make sure they know you might
Die hug your bambinos
Have your last meal

Make sure they know you're scared
Ah I don't want to die
Tell my momma that I love her
Tell my poppa the same thing

And when I step up into the ring
Pray for me, I'm gonna need it
Both of our eyes lock eye to eye
Battle to the death, which one will die
I'm so scared, I don't want my mom to die
Or my dad or my dog or my best friend

What if my boo boo died, what would I do without them
What would they do without me, what would I do without...
It fires torpedoes, I'm hit, I'm down