Intro: E E G Go on and ring my neck G B/F# Like when a rag gets wet B/F# A A little discipline A E For my pet genius E G My head is like lettuce G B/F# Go on, dig your thumbs in. B/F# I cannot stop giving B I'm thirtysomething. E Sense of security G Like pockets jingling B/F# A Midlife crisis E Suck ingenuity G Down through the family B (B) Tree... E D You're perfect yes it's true A E D But without me you're only you A (you're only you) E D Your menstruating heart A E It ain't bleeding enough for two. E G B/F# A It's a midlife...crisis E G B/F# B It's a midlife...crisis E G What an inheritance G B/F# The salt and the kleenex B/F# A Morbid self-attention A E Bending my pinky back E G A little discipline G B/F# A donor by habit B/F# A little discipline B Rent an opinion. E Sense of security G Holding blunt instrument B/F# A Midlife crisis E I'm a perfectionist G B And perfect is a skinned knee. E D You're perfect yes it's true A E D But without me you're only you A (you're only you) E D Your menstruating heart A E It ain't bleeding enough for two. (E) Yeah...yeah...yeah...yeah... aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh... E G It's a midlife... B/F# Crisis... E G It's a midlife... B/F# B Crisis... E D You're perfect yes it's true A E D But without me you're only you E D Your menstruating heart A E It ain't bleeding enough for two...