Thanks for the Christmas card
I don't want to hear about your new job now
I don't want to hear about your new boyfriend
I don't want to hear about it all working out for you
no, i don't wanna hear about it now

I don't want to hear about your swinging new place
I don't want to hear how everyone thinks it's great
I just want to sit in our apartment and hate you
yes, I will be hating you for Christmas

You can have the Christmas tree
remember when we bought it at the store down the street
remember when I found that cheesy color wheel
I don't want to think about the lights on your white skin
no i don't want to think about it

I don't wanna think about last year at your dad's

said it was the best sex that we both ever had
i don't wanna think about my face and your soft hair
I will be hating you for Christmas

I will be hating you for Christmas
I will be hating you for Christmas
I will be hating you for Christmas

yeah, I will be hating you for Christmas

I will be hating you for Christmas
I will be hating you for Christmas
I will be hating you for Christmas

I must be losing my mind
There's gotta be a better way to deal with the pain
There's gotta be a better way to deal with the hate
Wish that I could find some way to make you go away
Wish that I could have a drink and make you fade
Wish that I could have myself a drink and made you fade
Wish that I could have a drink and make you go away

yeah, make you go away
wish that i could make you go away
I will be hating you for Christmas

yeah, I will be hating you for Christmas

I will be hating you for Christmas
I will be hating you for Christmas
I will be hating you for Christmas
I will be hating you for Christmas
I will be hating you for Christmas
I will be hating you for Christmas
I will be hating you for Christmas

Thanks for the Christmas card