There was a little girl
Who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead
And when she was good
She was very, very good
But when she was bad,
She was homicidal!

Hatchet?
Check!
Scalpel?
Check!
Rusty steel syringe?
Check!

It's time for war,
It's time for blood,
It's time for tea!

One day that little girl
May find a filthy metal spike
And drive it right in the middle of your forehead
For she and her friends
This is very, very good
But for you the game is over
This is revolution!

Hatchet?
Check!
Scalpel?
Check!
Amputation saw?
Check!

It's time for war,
It's time for blood,
It's time for tea!

We've got the tools,
We've got the time,
To punish your most worthy crime against humanity
Somewhere it's always time for tea
We've been trained by the very best
We think you just might be impressed
Eradicate the enemy
Somewhere it's always time for--

Revenge is a dish that is best served now!

I am that little girl
I have that little curl
Right in the middle of my forehead
And when I am good,
I am very, very good
But when I am bad,
I am fucking gorgeous!

Hatchet?
Check!
Scalpel?
Check!
Electro-shock machine?
Check!

It's time for war,
It's time for blood,
It's time for tea!

We've got the tools,
We've got the time
To punish your most worthy crime against humanity.
Somewhere it's always time for tea.
We've been trained by the very best
We think you just might be impressed

Eradicate the enemy.
Eradicate the enemy.
Eradicate the enemy.
Eradicate the enemy.
Eradicate the enemy.
Eradicate the enemy.

Eradicate!
Eradicate!
Eradicate!
Eradicate!
Eradicate!
Eradicate!
Eradicate!
Eradicate!

Revenge is a dish that is best served now!