I gotta date with Carlo
We're going out tomorrow
I really think he's awesome
He's awesome
He's Carlo

I like him a lot
I think he's real hot
He smokes a good pot
He drives a Camaro

He's Carlo
Fuckin yeah, fuckin yeah!
Carlo
He's awesome
He's awesome
He's Carlo

I see him in class
I stare at his ass
He smokes a good grass
I'll knit him a sweater

He's Carlo
Carlo
OWW!
He's awesome
He's awesome
He's Carlo

I think he's real cute
Gives me his skin flute
He renders me mute

He's Carlo
I gotta crush on...
I really think he's awesome
He's awesome
He's Carlo