He who numbers the stars, one by one...

Picture perfect Malibu
Plastic handshake, how-d'ye-do
Have you got the things they chase
'Scuse me, do I know your face
Everything is blue and white
Stare into the neon light
Drink until you tumble down
Hollywood's a party town

I know the names of the stars
(ask me again)

Watching all the magazines
Everyone is like machines
Making money how they chose
Spend it on designer clothes
Change your hair and change your shoes
Any way you go you lose
Yesterday you were page one
Now your whole career is done

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Who's keeping track of who
Is out and who is in
Does anybody care
The door revolves, you've got to spin

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