Oshaberi unchi no Sukamon to
Atama ni notteru Chuumon wa
Suki suki daisuki onna no ko
(Itsu demo tsurunde nanpa shichau)

Jimejime betabeta dorodoro no
Suteki na mori de deeto da pyon

Unchi ga pinchi de panchi ga ponchi
Koi ga umaku ikanakerya
(Unchi ka batchi ka ippon shoubu)
Chichin puipui unchi poipoi
Unchi poipoipoi!!
(Love, love, love da pyon!)

Choppiri ijiwaru Sukamon ni
Irejie nanka suru Chuumon wa
Suki suki daisuki kusai mono
(Unchi ni mamirete kurasu no sa)

Kusarikaketeru chiizu toka
Gohan no tabekasu umain da pyon

Unchi ga pinchi de panchi ga ponchi
Kujikesou ni natta nara
(Unchi ka batchi ka ippon shoubu)
Chichin puipui unchi poipoi
Unchi poipoipoi!!
(Happy, happy, happy da pyon!)

Chichin puipui unchi poipoi
Unchi poipoipoi!!