Hola Senor,
Please pour me one more
I can still feel my fingers
I've only stumbled in for a tonic and gin
And some hurt in the morning
So turn me up and deal me in
Before I am a has-been

Raise up your glass
Throw another back
Let's drink to me
Cuz I am the king of would be


I work my hands rough
But its never enough
This world will soon break me
Forever held down
So they gave me the crown
Obscurity here I come
Just one more song for one more dance
This may be my last chance

Raise up your glass
Throw another back
Let's drink to me
Cuz I am the king of would be

Rescue me from this catastrophe
Fill me up and grant me salvation
One last salute to celebrate us all
A final shot of that alcohol
Drink it down