Woke up this morning with my cellphone ringing
She said, "I know that when you called me
you were drinking
But I loved every single word
you left on my phone
And I know you're hungover
but I'm coming on over"
Did I say we'd go shopping?
That I'd Louis Vuitton her?
That I'd Rodeo Drive her?
Slide a Tiffany diamond on her?

What the hell did I say
when I called last night
Dripping loads of whiskey honey
in that message that she liked
What the hell did I say?
Gotta dial it up again
I'm writing out those lines
that fell out drunk at 3 Am
What the hell did I
hell did I, hell did I say?
What the hell did I
hell did I, hell did I say?

Last thing I remember
I was thinking I'd call her up
And put her on speaker
while the whole bar sang Free Bird
Had that phone in my hand
when I ran into trouble
My friend coming over
with a couple of doubles

What the hell did I say
when I called last night
Dripping loads of whiskey honey
in that message that she liked
What the hell did I say?
Gotta dial it up again
I'm writing out those lines
that fell out drunk at 3 Am
What the hell did I
hell did I, hell did I say?
What the hell did I
hell did I, hell did I say?

Did I say we'd go shopping?
That I'd Louis Vuitton her?
That I'd Rodeo Drive her?
Slide a Tiffany diamond on her?
Did I tell her she could move in
and we'd fly out to Vegas
Champagne all the way
and we'd get married by Elvis

What the hell did I say
when I called last night
Dripping loads of whiskey honey
in that message that she liked
What the hell did I say?
Gotta dial it up again
I'm writing out those lines
that fell out drunk at 3 Am
What the hell did I
hell did I, hell did I say?
What the hell did I
hell did I, hell did I say?

What the hell did I say?
What the hell did I say?