I gotta run away from Dr Surd.
He's always on my tail.
He's comin' so I better run
'Cause he would know I never fail.

(CHORUS)
Oh my hell.
It's Dr Surd.
He thinks he is a big man.
Let me tell you something, Surd.
Just catch me if you can.

Surd won't leave me all by myself.
He gives me such a fright.
If I was followin' that Surd,
I'd do it like he did the other night.

(CHORUS)
Oh my hell.
It's Dr Surd.
He thinks he is a big man.
Let me tell you something, Surd.
Just catch me if you can.

We didn't meet until half past four.
I couldn't stand it anymore.
I did get it.
I did understand.
Who was the bitch
Holding his assistant's hand?
I gotta run away from Dr Surd.
(Dr Surd.)
He's always on my tail.
He's comin' so I better run
(Better run.)
'Cause he would know I never fail.

(CHORUS)
Oh my hell.
It's Dr Surd.
He thinks he is a big man.
Let me tell you something, Surd.
Just catch me if you can.