Ma chere Mademoiselle
it is with deepest pride
and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight
And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a
chair as the dining room proudly presents
your dinner!

Be our guest! Be our guest!
Put our service to the test
Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie
And we'll provide the rest

Soup du jour
Hot hors d'oeuvres
Why, we only live to serve
Try the grey stuff
It's delicious
Don't believe me? Ask the dishes

They can sing, sing, sing
they can dance, dance, dance
After all, Miss, this is France
And a dinner here is never second best

C'mon!
Go on, unfold your menu
Go on, take a glance and then you'll
Be our guest
Be our guest
Be our guest!
C'mon!

Year!
Be our guest!
Year!

Beef ragout
Cheese souffle
Pie and pudding "en flambe"
We'll prepare and serve with flair
A culinary cabaret!
You're alone
And you're scared
But the banquet's all prepared

No one's gloomy or complaining
While the flatware's entertaining
We tell jokes! I do tricks
With my fellow candlesticks

And it's all in perfect taste
That you can bet
Come on and lift your glass
You've won your own free pass
To be out guest
If you're stressed
It's fine dining we suggest

Be our guest
Be our guest
Be our guest
Be our guest

Be our guest!