Tonight the nun is learning how to speak in tongues
Tonight she'll come to understand the evil one
Nine inches of God will rise to sing her songs of praise
Nine inches of God inside will rectify her ways
Leve with the devil kneeling in the night
Take his tube and smoke his pipe
Join loins lock your glands
Feel a roman spear in your hands

Nine inches of God!
Servants of the lord may not beget
But satan's tool is always wet
Lost sheep, on heat?
Let this be my body you eat!

Nine inches of God!
Nine inches of God!
Don't you see they've got it wrong
Heaven is nine inches long
God's beard is just a pubic grin
Mother nature knows no sin!