Well, if i had money tell you what i'd do
I'd go downtown and buy a mercury or two
Crazy 'bout a mercury, lord i'm crazy 'bout a mercury
I'm gonna buy me a mercury and cruise it up and down the road

Well, the girl i love, i stole her from a friend
He got lucky stole her back again
She heard he had a mercury, lord she's crazy 'bout a mercury
I'm gonna buy me a mercury and cruise it up and down the road

Well, hey now mama you look so fine
Ridin' round in your mercury 49
Crazy 'bout a mercury, lord i'm crazy 'bout a mercury
I'm gonna buy me a mercury and cruise it up and down the road

Well, my baby went out she didn't stay long
Bought herself a mercury, come a cruisin' home
Crazy 'bout a mercury, yeah she's crazy 'bout a mercury
I'm gonna buy me a mercury and cruise it up and down the road

(repeat first verse)