[Sung by Johnny Biggs (trombone player)]

Now what starts with the letter b?
Britney starts with b
now let’s think of other things that start with b
ah who cares about the other things?

B is for Britney, that’s good enough for me
B is for Britney, that’s good enough for me
B is for Britney, that’s good enough for me
oh Britney, Britney, Britney starts with b

B is for Britney, that’s good enough for me
B is for Britney, that’s good enough for me
B is for Britney, that’s good enough for me
oh Britney, Britney, Britney starts with b

you know what?
Britney’s round butt turned on it’s side looks like a b
once when I was 10 I got stung by a bee
Bestiality starts with a b (eww! no!) but you can’t do that!

So...
B is for Britney, that’s good enough for me
B is for Britney, that’s good enough for me
B is for Britney, that’s good enough for me
oh Britney, Britney, Britney starts with b
Britney, Britney, Britney starts with b
Britney, Britney, Britney starts with b

Um, num, num, num, num, meow, baaaaaa, meow!