I told you not to talk to the man with the sideburn
If you do the talking we're bound in the trouble
Aren't you listening?
You know I'm not stalking but I know I'm not rocking and the clock is tick tocking
There's no such thing as just favorites

Well, you're unbelievable to me like science fiction, whoa
Your story is so ridiculous, whoa
Do you expect me to believe it's the truth?
You try to fool me
How could you do that to me?
You're unbelievable like science fiction

I see that you've got your nails, your hair, your make up
I know you're at the door and before I wake up
Why'd you do it, girl?
I hear the same story
Over and over and I don't know more I can take of this
This is not fictional, I don't know what it is

Well, you're unbelievable to me like science fiction, whoa
Your story is so ridiculous
Do you expect me to believe it's the truth?
You try to fool me
How could you do that to me?
You're unbelievable like science fiction

Why'd you do it, girl?
I hear the same story
Over and over and I don't know more I can take of this
This is not fictional, I don't know what it is

You're unbelievable like science fiction
Your story is so ridiculous
Do you expect me to believe it's the truth?
You try to fool me
How could you do that to me?
You're unbelievable like science fiction