Will you accept
A collect call from Robert Plant?
We picked him up on Vine
On a bus bench
Singing that song he will not stop
This is not the first time
He was so cute (yeah, yeah)
Johnny Punk Rock so cynical
You would have jumped him too
But now the songs remains the same

Now the song remains the same
Why are the burners always toast?
Why are the stoners always stoned?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from that Zeplin song

I got a job
Minimum wage and a table dance
He drinks my beer and plays guitar
He's on my bed wasted
Every night when I come home
Playing that same old lead again and again
And again

Sometimes I gotta say shutup
Sometimes I gotta say so what
I don't think that it's so punk
What's with the Zeplin song
Sometimes I gotta unwind
Sometimes I gotta hide
Sometimes erase and rewind
I gotta throw the trash out
He's buyin a stairway to hell
Yeah that is him
Playing the same old Zeplin song
Again and again and again and again and

I'm a guitar
A Les Paul
Single cutaway
Please don't play that song on me again
I'll explode
I'll break all my strings and start playing shit
Like the Sex Pistols or anything
Son house or the Blues

Why does it rain on my parade
Why does the song remain the same
I can't remember my own name
I work for minimum wage
Oh go tell it to Jimmy Page
At the Crossroads with the deal he made
Coz that song ain't going away
Oh God that Zeplin song
Oh no the Zeplin song
Here comes the Zeplin song
Oh God the Zeplin song

Shut up!