Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like pickin' up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

I'm gonna kick my feet up, then stare at the fan
Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants
Nobody's gonna tell me I can't
(Naahh)
I'll be lounging on a couch, just chillin in my snuggie
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to Douggie,
'Cause in my castle I'm the freakin man

Ooooh
Yes I said it
I said it
I said it 'cause I can!

Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like pickin up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
(Nothing at all)

Huhul, huhuuuul
(Nothing at all)
Huhuuul, huhuuul

Tomorrow I wake up
Do some P90x
Meet a really nice girl
Have some really nice sex
And she's gonna sream out this is great
(Oh my God, this is great)

Yeeaah
I might mess around
And get my college dregree,
I bet my old man will be so pround of me.
But sorry paps you'll just have to wait

Ooooh
Yes I said it
I said it
I said it 'cause I can!

Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like pickin up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

No, I ain't gonna comb my hair.
'Cause I ain't going anywhere
No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, ooooh

I'll just strut in my birthday suit,
and let everything hang loose
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeeeaaah

Oooh, today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like pickin up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
(Nothing at all)

Huhul, huhuuuul
(Nothing at all)
Huhul, huhuuuul
(Nothing at all)