Twitchy lady, so lovely with your short hair
Where do you come from? Where are you going?

My friends think you're ugly, mmmm
They don't see what I see, no
I love my crosseyed baby, ohhh
Your secret's safe with me

Twitchy lady, so lovely with your short hair
Where do you come from? Where are you going?

I can't wait to get you out of here
Take you home with me, away from here
I'll never tell about what I found out
About a crosseyed girl who can surely make you shout, yeah

Twitchy lady, so lovely with your short hair
Where do you come from? Where are you going?
Twitchy lady, so lovely with your short hair
Where do you come from? Where are you going?

She was crooked and damp, oh yeah
And her eyes have shut
And her dirty mouth was open, oh yeah
Just a little

Twitchy lady, so lovely with your short hair
Where do you come from? Where are you going?
(repeat chorus to fade)