Dr. Yang, help me mend this broken heart
You've got to help me, doc, don't know where to start
When she walked right out that door
Left me crying at the floor
She said she's only going to the store.

Dr. Yang, what's the lovesick diagnosis?
'Cause she says she cannot cope with my neurosis
You would think I had chronic halitosis
Dr. Yang...

Dr. Yang, now her voicemail box is full
Is she won't call me? Or feeling like a fool?
The last time I saw her in her car
I threw her shit out in the yard
Walked around and headed to the bar

Dr. Yang, what's the lovesick diagnosis?
'Cause she says she cannot cope with my neurosis
I could always hurt myself, doctor, she knows this
Dr. Yang...Dr. Yang...

All the king's horses, and all the king's men
couldn't get back my girlfriend

Dr. Yang, you can't fix my heart and head [heart and head]
Actually, there is something you could do instead [do instead]
Call my girlfriend from your number
explain that you're a doctor
Tell her that I love her so
she hurt me more than she could know
And even with all your degrees
there's nothing you can do for me
She won't have to block my number any more
Dr. Yang
Da da da da da
Dr. Yang
Da da da da da
Dr. Yang
Gonna kill myself tonight
Tell her that
Dr. Yang