TABBED BY: mariogag@bnr.ca (Mario Gagnon) ????? The guitar on the album is a little bit off standard tuning, so you'll probably have to retune if you want to play along. I think it sounds better to tune the whole guitar down a whole step so you can play the F-Eb-D in open position (as G-F-E). ton[C]ight the c[G]ity is f[F]ull of whores and a[C]ll the toi[F]lets are overfl[C]owing there's sho[C]pping ma[G]lls coming o[F]ut of the w[C]alls as we w[C]alk out am[F]ong the ma[G]nure [D]that's why [F][Eb] I pay no mind [F][Eb][C] give the finger to the rock and roll singer as he's dancing upon your paycheck the sales climb high through the garbage pail sky like a giant dildo crushing the sun that's why I pay no mind I sleep in slime I just got signed so get out your lead pipe pipe dreams get out your ten-foot flags the insects are huge and the poison's all been used and the drugs won't kill your day job that's why I pay no mind