Don't play my music on MTV
Play it on the radio
We are the street kings and we don't care
Yeah, we really don't wanna know

I'm Joe Fabulous
Life is my school
Joe Fabulous
And we are the Merchants of Cool

We do our thing
We believe in no sin
We are beyond your control
If you look closely
You'll find that they're mostly
Machines looking for a soul

I'm Joe Fabulous
Life is my school
The next Joe Fabulous
And we are the Merchants of Cool

We aim to analyze
Everything you say and do
So we can sell it back to you

Joe Fabulous
Life is my school
Joe Fabulous
And we are the Merchants of Cool

There are no nations
Just large corporations
Flying the flag of the day
From dawn of creation
To civilisation
Please, don't take my music away

Joe Fabulous
Life is my school
Joe Fabulous
Play by my rules
Joe Fabulous
And we are the Merchants of Cool

That's all

Bye bye everybody

Goodbye