It's all news to us!
It's all news to us!
Today's a big day
so we make a big fuss
It's all news to us!

A real live alien landing
happened here in our very own state!
Real live guys in a cornfield
making art with a hoe and a rake!

We came out here hunting news
'cause news is what we do
We came out for one big story
and guess what? We got two!

It's all news to us!
It's all news to us!
Looks good on screen
and that's a big plus!
It's all news to us!

We bring you all the stories
We do it 'cause we care
Any little thing can be big news
As long as the news crew is there!
Whoa-oh-oh-oah!

It's all news to us!
It's all news to us!
Whatever we say
we'll make a big fuss!
It's all news to us!