self-righteous crusader don't care what you don't do
you talk the straight edge, but you walk the crooked mile
don't misjudge me, cause i ain't on trial

just because i suck don't mean you're off the hook
just cause you're not drunk don't think you're not fucked up
a lot of good people like to have a good time
even jesus christ turned the water into wine

self-righteous crusader fuck me, and the same to you
it's my body, i'll get high if i want to
go dry if i want to die if i want to

just because i suck don't mean you're off the hook
just cause you're not drunk don't think you're not fucked up
a lot of good people like to have a good time
even jesus christ turned the water into wine

don't confuse soberiety with morality
there's a lot of sober murderers just look at history
but i'm still an o.k. guy
even if i want to get high sometimes, high sometimes high sometimes

just because i suck don't mean you're off the hook
just cause you're not drunk don't think you're not fucked up
a lot of good people like to have a good time
even jesus christ turned the water into wine

self-righteous crusader don't care what you don't do