Seventeen, a beauty queen
She made a ride
That caused a scene
In the town

Her long blond hair
Hanging down around her knees
All the cats who dig striptease
Praying for a little breeze

Her long blond hair
Falling down across her arms
Hiding all the lady's charms
Lady Godaiva

She found fame
And made her name
A hollywood director
Came into town

And said to her:
How'd like to be a star?
You're a girl that could go far
'Specially dressed the way you are

She smiled at him
Gave her pretty head a shake
That was Lady G's mistake
Oh, Lady Godaiva

He directs Certificate X
And people now
Are craning their necks
To see her

'Cause she's a star
One that everybody knows
Finished with the striptease shows
Now she can't afford her clothes

Her long blond hair
Lying on a barber's floor
Doesn't need it long anymore
Lady Godaiva