Ya see it on television every day
Hear it on the radio
Ain't humid but it sure is hot
Way down in Mexico
The police tryin' to tell me
Beginnin' of the end
Sayin' it'll bend me
Too late my friend

Riff raff
Oh well It's good for a laugh, ah ah ah
Riff raff
Gonna laugh yourself in half
We'll have a real good time

Now I'm the kind of guy that keeps his big mouth shut
But don't bother me
Somebody kickin' me when I'm up
Leaves me in misery
I never shot nobody
Don't even carry a gun
I ain't doin' nothin' wrong
I'm havin' fun

Riff raff
Oh well it's good for a laugh, hey hey
Riff raff
Go on laugh yourself in half, yeah
Oh riff raff